You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

I used to think we were going to win in the '60s. Nixon went out and I thought we won.

The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he's getting it.

To be just without being mad (and the madder you get the madder you get), to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without being compulsive, to be happy without being hysterical... smoke grass.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.

People don't want other people to get high, because if you get high, you might see the falsity of the fabric of the society we live in.

I believe that a man should be... as big as he feels it in him to be!