Man is certain of nothing but his ability to fail. It is the deepest faith we have, and the unbeliever- the blasphemer, the dissenter- will stimulate in us the most righteous of furies.

Since we don't know where we're going, we have to stick together in case someone gets there.

The fundamentalists have taken the fun out of the mental.

You don't plow under the corn because the seed was planted with a neighbor's shovel.

That ain't me, that ain't my face. It wasn't even me when I was trying to be that face. I wasn't even really me them; I was just being the way I looked, the way people wanted.

The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he's getting it.

It is just as much an offense to take offense as it is to give offense.