Now, you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus.

It is just as much an offense to take offense as it is to give offense.

He knows that there's no better way in the world to aggravate somebody who's trying to make it hard for you than by acting like you're not bothered.

What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?

Always stay in your own movie.

Don't say it...I've seen too many loves sundered by too much needless honesty.