I Kenneth Robert Livingstone, having been elected to the office of mayor of London, declare that I take that office upon myself, and will duly and faithfully fulfil the duties of it to the best of my judgement and ability.

Everyone is bisexual. Almost everyone has the sexual potential for anything.

I would like to sound like James Mason. I reckon if I'd had a better voice I could have been prime minister. It is the most irritating voice in public life.

Just because I am critical of the coalition doesn't mean I am anti-English. I am just anti-scumbags.

I grew up in a house with very few books.

If Voting Changed Anything They'd Abolish It

Anybody who enjoys being in the House of Commons probably needs psychiatric help.