Everyone is bisexual. Almost everyone has the sexual potential for anything.

I Kenneth Robert Livingstone, having been elected to the office of mayor of London, declare that I take that office upon myself, and will duly and faithfully fulfil the duties of it to the best of my judgement and ability.

Every budget I have ever prepared has been balanced.

Ed Miliband doesn't give a damn about what he looks like, how he dresses. He came into politics to change society.

It would actually be quite nice if the American ambassador in Britain could pay the [congestion] charge that everybody else is paying and not actually try and skive out of it like some chiselling little crook.

I'm in exactly the same position as everybody else who has a small business.

I don't work hard enough. If I had worked harder I might have been prime minister.