I need to try to get a lot of things going 'cause you never know what's gonna hit.

I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

I don't understand how IMDB works. I don't know who logs in the information. I've checked it a couple times and saw (something he was supposed to be listed in) that I wasn't in there, and thought, "Well, I'm not gonna put it in there".

Hey, don't knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinating creature known as the teenage girl.

You have to tap into the child in you. If you can get to that innocent place, then you're golden. That was the subconscious goal for me.

The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to be able to push the envelope.

Since I've had children I don't really like horror movies.