A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Western man, especially the Western critic, still find it very had to go into print and say: "I recommend you to go and see this because it gave me an erection."

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.