The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

The unique thing about Margaret Rutherford is that she can act with her chin alone. Among its many moods I especially cherish the chin commanding, the chin in doubt, and the chin at bay.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.