I hate my smile. I always have, even in my school pictures when I was a little kid.

I'll admit I'm a workaholic.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

When I'm onstage I feel changed.

There are only so many hours you can sit on the bus and watch TV or play basketball or whatever we do to pass the time before we go out onstage.

Believe it or not, I want to keep growing my audience.

I love living my life in flip-flops. I met a guy in the islands a while ago who told me he hadn't worn a pair of shoes in three years! I thought, 'Man, that's the life!'