With all my heart, and all my soul, I will love you till the winds don't blow. Until the oceans turn to stone, my love is yours and yours alone. My love is forever, until forever's gone.

Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.

If someone asks you to run the 100 yard dash as fast as you can, you'll run the 100 dash as fast as you think you can. But if you put someone along side you who runs a little faster, you are going to run faster - whoa - I better step it up a little bit. I do things even I didn't know I was capable of.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

The Hall of Fame is forever, baby!

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.

Stay away from trouble when you can.