I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run.

There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

Sometimes you've got to fight when your a man.

Friendships come and go, but families are forever.

Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.