I’m sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I made out with chicks? Hell yeah. Did I think it was awesome? Hell yeah. I wouldn’t call myself bi. Like, if I didn’t eat meat for a week, it doesn’t make me a vegetarian. So I like people, and that’s just it. I like people.

I played saxophone and trumpet. Pretty nerdy.

My show is a sensory assault... in a very brief manner - the show is only 25 minutes long.

In the limelight I play it off fine, but I can't handle it when I turn off my night-light.

I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and that's why I just exceedingly overtip. It's exhausting work.

My makeup is usually left over from the night before.

I embrace the imperfections and celebrate them.