I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

A good idea is something like an emotion, you just can't keep it in.

When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Lincoln was the greatest speaker and he was ridiculed for how he looked, you know?

I don't give up. I'm a plodder. People come and go, but I stay the course.