What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

I don't know about other people, but I love to work.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

I don't know if I'm at the relationship advice stage yet. I do have a lot of information to share, and a book is definitely in the works, but I don't know whether it'll be geared towards relationships.

What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.

I love women with attitude.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.