Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.
Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.
I didn't work hard to sit down and not work.
If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.
You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.