I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

In acting, you have to pull from real-life situations, from people, to help develop a character.

You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.

I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.