Some sarcasm is best told simply.

It's very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.