I'm sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I'm on that list. I'm a part of a very small group, which is unbelievable. You relish in that moment for a second.
If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.
You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.
Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.