If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

Everything is an open book. I don't speak on other people's hardship, but if it happened in my life or something that has been an experience on my particular journey, I'm going to talk about it. That's what my fan base appreciates the most. I'm universal. You can relate to the things I say or that I go through.

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well.

The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask.

I would spend absolutely every last minute with my kids, telling them how much I love them and how much I would do for them.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.