All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.

I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.

I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro - pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell where you're going in your career by the company you keep.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

I don't take pictures when I'm with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It's important when you're as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you're with them, and nothing compromises that. I've been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.