Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you're staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of that box. It's very simple when you look at it.

Any hand that I’ve shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I’m this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That’s why I treat everybody with respect. I’m always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember.

I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

You've got to put yourself in positions to take away what can be said.