Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

This younger generation that's around, that's tweeting, Facebooking and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to you.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.