Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

Really, I don't like roller coasters.

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well.

The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.

You don't want to pigeonhole yourself.