Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.

If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.