The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.

I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.

It all depends on what you're willing to invest time and effort in and put your mind to. That's what separates winners from losers. Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.

I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.