The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

I didn't work hard to sit down and not work.

Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!

What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you're put in relationship with God, and you have many opportunities not only of talking with God in petitionary prayer, but also of listening to God, being attentive to God, as happens in contemplation.

I like the fact that now my understanding for entertainment and the entertainment business is completely different from what it was when I first came in. I get the business side of it.

In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.'