I never do anything that I don't want to do.
I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's bad for that brief second you're in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I'm doing.
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.
I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.