You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.