Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon
Kevin HearneWhen he said to give him the sword, I donโt think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
Kevin HearneI'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.
Kevin HearneNot everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!
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