Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.
Kevin HearneWhen he said to give him the sword, I donโt think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
Kevin HearneThere are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mindโs home-theatre system with Dolby surround sound until youโre so desperate to be rid of them that youโll resort to other loops simply to dislodge them for a while.
Kevin HearneThe tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.
Kevin HearneThe widowโs eyebrows raised. โYeโve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?โ โIโm going to go fight with a god, some demons, and a coven of witches who all want to kill me,โ I said, โso itโs a distinct possibility.โ โAre yโgoinโ tโkill โem back?โ โIโd certainly like to.โ โAttaboy,โ the widow chuckled. โOff yโgo, then. Kill every last one oโ the bastards and call me in the morninโ.
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