If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.
Kevin HearneDruid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.
Kevin HearneBrighidโs eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morriganโs red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. โNo, you foolish mortal,โ Iโd say as my eyes glowed, โI ordered a nonfat latte.
Kevin HearneI can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.
Kevin HearnePeople used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.
Kevin HearneHow would you take care of it?โ I asked. He shrugged. โI know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for dinner, problem solved.โ โThey can put away nine whole giants? Thereโs that many ghouls in town?โ โProbably not,โ Leif admitted. โBut whatever they do not eat tonight, theyโll take the rest to go.โ I stared at him in disbelief. โYou mean like a doggie bag?โ The vampire nodded with a thin trace of a smile. โThey have a refrigerated truck, Atticus. These are practical guys.
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