There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.

What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon