Winning ugly is still winning.

Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.” “And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added. “Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.