When I was in middle school, I tried to impress this girl by jumping over this ledge on a scooter. I caught the edge of the ledge and totally fell right in front of her. I never talked to her again. So [my advice is], take it easy if you have a school crush!
When you marry someone, you marry their entire family.
I consume too much sugar. It’s a problem, I need to stop.
Sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?
Throwing water balloons wakes you up!
I don't think I'd ever reject anyone.