I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.
Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five.
It never rains in Manchester, but it pours
The ref was vertically 15 yards away.
I risked getting my tyres nicked by going to Robbie Fowler's home in Liverpool!
We don't get any marks for effort like in ice-skating.