It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney.
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
We don't get any marks for effort like in ice-skating.
In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Manchester City are built on sand and I don't mean that because their owners are from the Arab countries.
At the Argentina game, how would you have guessed that Darren Anderton would have gone off with cramp?