We don't get any marks for effort like in ice-skating.
Steve Nicol never gives more than 120 per cent.
Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.
Every picture paints a thousand words and that one said 'goodbye'
England have the best fans in the world and Scotlands fans are second to none
You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.