She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.
Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer!
It's not fun facing a ball going 97 mph, trust me.
I get along fine with the press.
I'm a very proud person.
I don't feel sorry for myself.