Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

Im gonna try to pay for CLERKS III myself. As much as I love the crowd-funding model, thats an advancement in indie film that belongs to the next generation of artists. I started on my own dime, and if Im allowed, I should finish on my own dime.

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.

People are bursting out of the closet, rejecting their parents' wishes to keep the faith. Atheism is becoming mainstream.

Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks.

I didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.