Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

Don't let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself.

T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if I am wearing this and suddenly I am not, it's like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

Generally, I wake up, honestly it's creepy, but I wake up around 4:20.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

So often, over the course of our day-to-days, we forget the details of what shapes us most in life. Sure, we'll pay through the nose to have our weddings videotaped, but can we say the same thing about the first time we discovered masturbation, or the moment we realized that the true nature of the opposite sex is to lie and humiliate (and I'm not just talking about women here)? Usually not.