Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and my friends totally represented.

People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.

If there was no Internet, my career would have ended in 1995.

I say what other people won't.

People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex more. If it makes you feel sick, disgusted, ashamed of your own body, then it's not a dirty movie at all. It's a Catholic movie. And I make very Catholic movies.