Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks.

I really would love to play a hannibal lector or PSYCO type character.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

I grew up in a pretty gay world - my brother's gay and he's been married to a man for 20 years, which is like 60 in straight-people years.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

It's too expensive, that's the thing nobody wants to talk about. It is too expensive to make movies. That's not true, it is too expensive to market movies. Making movies is not.