When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up. I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.

It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

In this life, if you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.

In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.