Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.

People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex more. If it makes you feel sick, disgusted, ashamed of your own body, then it's not a dirty movie at all. It's a Catholic movie. And I make very Catholic movies.

Don't go where the puck's been; go where it's gonna be

The writer crafts their ideal world. In my world, everyone has really long conversations or just picks apart pop culture to death and everyone talks in monologue.