If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!

If you're lucky enough to have done well, then it's your responsibility to send the elevator back down.

[Washington, DC] feels like you're watching performance art. A lot of the time. I don't believe them, I don't believe what they say, I don't think they're being absolutely sincere. I think it's performance art. And most of them are bad actors.

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

What I like about Britain is that I can live a normal life here.

I just want it to be better, I just want to be better, but this is very encouraging.

I dont even think in terms of ambition.