Those who saw Kite Runner loved the film, for the most part, people seemed to really like the film.

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

What good is regret? It brings back nothing. What we have lost is irretrievable.

Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

And one more thing...You will never again refer to him as 'Hazara boy' in my presence. He has a name and it's Sohrab.

You have extreme poverty and high crime and you have to admit that the governance of the Kabul regime has been poor and has been losing its popular legitimacy. You have a corrupt police force, not to mention homelessness, joblessness. The problems are huge.