Morality is a matter of money. Poor people cannot afford to have morals. So they have religion.

Morality is a matter of money. Poor people cannot afford to have morals. So they have religion.

[Sex] is of real interest to every human being and so why gloss over it, and it's fun, it's interesting, it has so many dimensions.

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.

I turned to the Partition experiences, which were churning in my mind. Then came my first novel Train to Pakistan.

No one has invented a condom for the pen yet. My pen is still sexy.

I acquired long-lived parents. My mother died at 94. Father died at 90, holding a glass of whisky. I think that's the secret of longevity - to have long-lived parents. The rest is discipline.