Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily-clad women.

Girls are always like, 'Oh, you're much better-looking in person than in pictures.' I'm kinda like, 'Er, thank you? I think? As in, I'm not as ugly as you thought?'

I'm single and loving it. It is always weird talking about that stuff. When someone is talking about who they are going out with, I am always like, who cares? Talk about your music or something.

I hold the Key to my Own Success! (You do too!)

I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.

There's always a Justin Bieber. Ever since I've been around, there's always been one of him.

I don't make music to prove all the critics wrong. I do it to prove all my fans right.