Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.

These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them.

I don't write songs thinking about formats, where is it going to get played, who am I gonna please, what's the outlet for it.

I make a lot of money. I can take a pay cut. All my friends are taking pay cuts that are in the unions, that are - that are farming in Alabama or whatever it is. I can surely take a pay cut, too, not cutting down my show or - or the people that work for me, I can take a pay cut.

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

There's always a Justin Bieber. Ever since I've been around, there's always been one of him.

Go where you're celebrated, not tolerated. I'm celebrated in Detroit.