I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.
You know how much money the oil companies have? If you need some gas, just go fill your tank off and drive off - they're not going to miss it.
Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare.
I just don't like being told what to do.
The best formula for revenge is success.
I think what I've learned out of this lifetime is you should be proud of where you come from.