Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

I'm no saint but I do believe in what is right.

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

Whatever your craft is, be a master of it. Being half assed at something, people will eventually see through.

You've got to work hard for your success and you've got to have a steady presence. That's the secret.

That's why I called my record Devil Without a Cause - I'm a white boy who's so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.

I don't steal things. I'm rich.