You get confused by crying women, I get confused by walks with princes.

I had been so mad at him when I left, I'd given them back. All except for the one that stuck to the bottom of the jar. He smiled. "They're at home, waiting." "For what?" His eyes glittered. "That, I cannot say.

The Swendish queen— whose name I couldn’t pronounce to save my life.

P.S. May, don’t these strawberry tarts just make you want to cry?

Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.

I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?

I should have known that if any girl was going to disobey an order, it would be you.