It's just the way it is. The sky is blue, the sun is bright, and Aspen endlessly loves America. It's how the world was designed to be.
if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.
Great. Now the queen thought I was a misfit, too.
I should have known that if any girl was going to disobey an order, it would be you.
No wonder I’d never had any friends. I was shockingly bad at it.
It’s because I’m so good-looking, isn’t it?