Why does everyone keep asking me that?" Seriously, did I look like some sort of pyscho assassin? Maybe it was the pink sneakers. Or the heart earrings?
Kiersten WhiteI'm fine." It's a lie. I am not fine. My head is a symphony of pain, a sadistic master maestro conducting an opus of excruciating, devastating perfecting.
Kiersten WhiteApparently being a mermaid is dead dull. I watched The Little Mermaid with her once a few years agoโshe thought it was freaking hilarious. She couldnโt stop laughing about the shell-bra thing, given that mermaids arenโt mammals. Plus, as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and โpeach coloredโ for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hot, but then again, I am a mammal.
Kiersten WhiteOh relax." I waved my hand dismissively. "If he wanted to kill me, he already would have. I brought him all these sharp pencils, ideal for stabbing, and he's been a perfect gentleman.
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