I kind of wish they’d shut up,” Jack said. “Dude, true dat,” Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. “For serious.

Eyes like streams of melting snow,” she said, and it was all I could do not to roll my melting snow eyes.

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity.

Reth laughed. I punched him. It hurt. Me, not him, unfortunately.

-'I don't see what good it's going to do for you to waltz back in there and--' -'Can I tango back in there, instead? So much sexier than the waltz.

You seem to forget that I'm Evie's legal guardian." "And you seem to forget that there's absolutely nothing legal about your guardianship, considering all the documents were forged.