I start at the beginning, mentally screaming every obscenity I can in alphabetical order. Then I start setting them to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Are you okay?" I sighed,my sodden coat chilling me to the bone. "Peachy.Made a new friend." He pulled me up by the hand,unzipping my coat and yanking it off me. "Shirt,too,please." "No!" "It's only fair. I seem to recall you making me strip the first time we met.

What’s the point in hating something if you aren’t proactive?

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.

He winked at her. She giggled. And I threw up a little in my mouth

I still had an irrational desire to do an interpretive dance about rainbows, but it was a small price to pay for being healed.

My heart is sand and Orion's cruel tide has washed it away from me, scattered it, lost it.