I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Give me a mirror.Or holy water. I'll drink it,even!" I gasped as someone threw water on the side of my face. "A little warning next time would be nice.

Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.

Are you Evelyn Green?” “Sort of. Mostly. I mean, legally. Again, sort of.

No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand?

This particular type of human carries weapons slightly more lethal than your beloved pink monstrosity

It’s really over, isn’t it?” He laughed and pulled me into his lap. “That’s the beauty of it all. Nothing’s over. It’s just a new start.